Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires (2000) - The Hunt for Edward D. Wood, Jr.
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Original Box

(2000)

Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires - VHS, DVD

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Directed by Tim Swartz
Written by Tim Swartz

Wood regulars
none

Additional cast
Lolita Langsuir
Stephanie Bloode
Theda Baire
Di Di Delicious
Dark Angel
Zane Ka
Dark Angel DVA-D9
Lady Dragon
Sin Lily Vaine
Tess Shyne
Blackie Diamond
Rubber
Circe
Mr. Creepo

Plot
Mr. Creepo seeks out the spirit of his "Uncle" Ed Wood for help in getting this very film finished. Meanwhile, an evil vampiress has captured a poor, helpless lesbian.

Her ex-lover, with the help of Muffy the Vampire Slayer, sets out to free her.
'Wood'-ness
This film lacks the basic element necessary for that "Woodian" touch. The characters are patently uninteresting, the dialogue lacks any flair whatsoever and the story is dull as a rock.

Attaching Ed to this film by use of his name in the title, as well as using him as a character, is a shameless attempt to latch on to a much more famous person. It's odd to think of Ed being exploited, but this is the case.

There is no legitimate connection to Ed here, so this one is for only the truly obsessed.
Best Line
None.
File Under
Adult, Apocrypha, Comedy, Horror, Posthumous

VIDEO RELEASES

VHS

BARELY LEGAL LESBIAN VAMPIRES

Something relevant to the title.

Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires (VHS)The VHS release of this film, available from amazon.com and directly from "Mr. Creepo".

The quality of the image is good, considering the film was shot on video.


DVD

Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires (DVD)Yes, here it is on DVD. Yahoo.


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